Then a blog you really love reblogs something of yours
But it’s something you’re really not all that proud of
In fact, it’s something that, along with other posts of its kind, has caused a fair amount of confusion and angst
And it’s something that you actually made better
But it was too late to stop the parade of trolls
So that’s embarrassing…
1. Woops, didn’t mean to bring trolls your way! Why would anyone be so nitpicky about a synonym list? The point is just to get people thinking about alternatives to overused words, amiright? You should do a synonym list of the word “dick”. Here are some to start: asshole, dbag, fuckhead, my friend (Joe Biden likes to employ this one), turdnugget (from the Roman turdius, Greek nūggêt).
2. I think more people should be writing Yeah Write odes (is that an ode? me = not poetry) and responding to us reblogging stuff with this photo of Jim Carey ahaha:
Write World FTW. Also every who follows YW should follow them, they have a looooot of good writing advice.
K deleted my Read More angst, but (for those who missed it) essentially we’re tired of dicks and their pseudo-advice on the posts that we make. We get it. You’re opposed to a Word List we made to help someone who asked for that Word List in the first place.
Seriously, we’ve gone out back to our Garden of Useless Opinions and planted a little no-one-gives-a-shit flower just for you.
1. You are right. I would love to do a synonym list for the word dick. I shall fill it with the urls of the turdnuggets who comment on our Word Lists.
2. Hurray crap not-so-poetry and (more importantly) Jim Carey!
Followers, go and forth and follow Yeah Write! They’re high in fiber and low in saturated fat! (<— This is what happens when you simply cannot think of praise high enough to give. Just go follow them.)