Neil Gaiman’s 8 Rules of Writing, a remake of this post. Source.

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Wes Anderson on why he doesn’t consciously write with a theme


The entire writing process is fraught with perils. Many writers would argue that the hardest part of writing is beginning.

When asked what was the most frightening thing he had ever encountered, novelist Ernest Hemingway said, “A blank sheet of paper.”

Other writers believe that ideas are easy, it’s in the execution of those ideas that the hard work really begins. You have to show up every day and slowly give shape to your ideas, trying to find just the right words, searching for the right turn of phrase, until it all morphs into something real.

Then comes the wait to discover how your writing will be received. Chilean author Isabel Allende once said that writing a book is like putting a message in a bottle and throwing it in the ocean. You never know if it will reach any shores.

So just how do you go about facing an empty page, coaxing your ideas into the world of form, and steering the end result toward shore? You can start by studying the tips and advice from writers presented below.

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redhead414 asked: "you certainly don't have to publish this question - but i was curious as to how you got your professional writing career started. did you just reach out to publishers or did they reach out to you? i've been working on an original manuscript for about a year now and once i get it as polished as i can, i'd love to see if getting it published would even be an option. do you have any suggestions?"


Basically, here’s a guide:

1. Make sure your story is completed and well-edited before you even consider what to do with it.

Regardless of whether you plan to submit it to an agent for publication or to self-publish (vanity publish… which I don’t really recommend, because most of the industry frowns on the practise, seeing it as circumventing them/putting them out of a job & it’s very rare for a self-published author to make it big as a result — EL James was a fluke), it needs to be a clean, well-written copy. Typos, grammar issues, etc. will make you appear amateurish, and no one will be interested in reading your story.

In order to assure your story is solid, most aspiring authors join crit groups (i.e. groups of people who you trust who are well-read and literate, who share their stories with each other and offer advise on how to improve the writing). *Note: Make sure everyone in the group has agreed to non-disclosure and copyrights, or else you could risk your story being stolen and published by someone else (I have seen this happen).

2. Once your story is done, you need to multitask. Part of your time should be spent on creating a smart business plan (because as an author, you are a self-employed business, and as such, you have to understand how royalties work, how to read contracts & understand what rights your signing away, how to negotiate a good deal to keep rights to your work, how to report such earnings to the government, and how to run a business out of your home). The other part of you needs to split your remaining time between writing query letters to agents (if you plan to go that route)/prepping your story for self-publishing issues (if you plant to go that route - i.e. obtaining an ISBN, buying cover art, learning what online resources offer the best return on e-book sales vs. exposure to a larger audience, distribution methods, etc.) and move on to your next story immediately (because most publishing houses want you to have at least 1 in the hopper with 1 complete before they consider you). 

Never go idle as a writer. Just because you’ve finished a story doesn’t mean it will sell. Always be prepared for it to flop or never get published, and write other stories to console yourself with the failures. They happen. Not everyone is going to like your ideas or how they are presented. Accept it, take it on the chin, and march on. Come up with new ideas all the time.

3. If you intend to get an agent, you have to send query letters to available agents in the genre you tend to write (i.e. romance, young adult, etc.). There are sites online that will allow you to know what agents are currently accepting new authors, and the genres they are accepting for publishing purposes (some agents are experts at certain fields, and some include lists of genres they WON’T publish this year, i.e. vampires, werewolves, etc.). Agents read these introductory letters, which includes a brief background about you and usually a catchy synopsis of your story. If they’re interested in reading more, they contact you. If the agent likes the work you send them, they will consider signing you and offer you a contract (the terms of which are negotiable).

Remember: the agent you pick is a doorway into publishing - they hook you up with an editor, who hooks you up with a publishing house (in a nutshell). The industry has changed a lot because of vanity publishing, but this is still the basic gist. PICK YOUR AGENT WISELY (be discerning). Don’t just jump at the first offer, and don’t pick an agent because they take you to dinner or are super nice to you. Look at who else uses them, who they represent, and how many contacts they have with the industry. Make sure what they can offer you is compatible to where you want to go as a writer (if you’re looking for a movie deal, find an agent with solid contacts in Hollywood, etc.). As a writer, whoever you choose to represent you will open some doors for you and close others (depending on who they’ve angered or annoyed in the industry previously). It’s all very political and unfortunately, blacklisting does exist, so you need to consider your choice of agent (and how to turn down other agents) VERY carefully. 

*NOTE: I would also NEVER tell an agent you were/are in any way involved in fanfiction or fanart, no matter how excited you are about it. It’s considered a taboo subject by many of them because of the copyright issues. Bad idea. Trust me on this.

*Note: There are websites online dedicated to helping you know how to write a good query letter. I highly suggest you read as many as you can before you try to write one of these.

4. Once you have an agent, your business relationship with them will commence. There is an expectation of putting out at least 1 publishable work a year (some agents demand more). You have to gauge your audience, build up a fan base for demand, and assure you are hip on marketing techniques (as some pub houses have terrible cover artists). Early in my career, I didn’t understand such fine nuances, and some of my stories were pub’d with terrible cover art that I’m embarrassed to look at now, and which definitely affected sales (which affects how many copies a pub house prints or how much of a marketing budget they apply to you, which corresponds directly to how much money you make and whether or not you appear on a Best Sellers list… and whether they think you’re a name worth continuing to publish).

5. Attend writers conventions and join an association of writers in your genre in your area (i.e. The British Fantasy Society, Romance Writers of America, etc.). You need to network, because you need to have published authors willing to write a blurb for your book to help it make more sales (a blurb is something like, “BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR. Couldn’t put it down!” - Stephen King, or “A witty ride through Victorian England featuring steampunk zombies. The most imaginative plot I’ve ever come across!” - The British Fantasy Society, etc. - appears inside or on a cover, usually). Conventions also offer you a chance to do signings for fans, which is a great way to get the word out that you exist and recs from fans on sites like Tumblr (which can improve your image and sell books).


*pant pant pant*

I think I covered the basics. I hope this help you. Good luck with your writing, dahling!!!

If you’re looking for talks from authors, look no further. Google has been recording interviews, speeches, discussions, and readings from authors who they invite to speak for their employees for years. Here is a list of most of those talks taken from the GoogleTalks YouTube page.

Do some scrolling. Find an author you love or click a random link to discover a new perspective. I promise you won’t be disappointed. 

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John Hodgman’s Advice to Writers

John Hodgman is an author and former literary agent. You may recognize him for his stint on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

One of the most important lessons you will ever hear about writing; get life experience.

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Jess Walter, author of Beautiful Ruins and We Live in Water: How I Write, in the Daily Beast.

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Jess Walter, author of Beautiful Ruins and We Live in Water: How I Write, in the Daily Beast.

For those who can’t click the image, here’s the link to the awesome article!

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WriteWorld Note: These tips are quoted from How to Write Like a Cartoonist by Scott Adams for The Wall Street Journal.

  1. The topic is the thing. Eighty percent of successful humor writing is picking a topic that is funny by its very nature.
  2. Humor likes danger. If you are cautious by nature, writing humor probably isn’t for you. Humor works best when you sense that the writer is putting himself in jeopardy.
  3. Humor is about people. It’s impossible to write humor about a concept or an object. All humor involves how people think and act. Sometimes you can finesse that limitation by having your characters think and act in selfish, stupid or potentially harmful ways around the concept or object that you want your reader to focus on.
  4. Exaggerate wisely. If you anchor your story in the familiar, your readers will follow you on a humorous exaggeration, especially if you build up to it. 
  5. Let the reader do some work. Humor works best when the reader has to connect some dots… . The smarter your audience, the wider you can spread the dots.
  6. Animals are funny. It’s a cheap trick, but animal analogies are generally funny. It was funnier that I said, “my cheeks went all chipmunk-like” than if I had said my cheeks puffed out.
  7. Use funny words… . With humor, you never say “pull” when you can say “yank.” Some words are simply funnier than others, and you know the funny ones when you see them. (Pop Quiz: Which word is funnier, observe or stalk?)
  8. Curiosity. Good writing makes you curious without being too heavy-handed about it. 
  9. Endings. A simple and classic way to end humorous writing is with a call-back. That means making a clever association to something especially humorous and notable from the body of your work.

Source: The Wall Street Journal

by Bridget Zinn

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Recently, I got an email from one of my darling cousins about writing. She was asking about getting motivated to write, especially after having taken a break — in her words “get back on the ol’ writing horse” and how to complete projects and make writing a more integral part of her life. This comes up a lot with writer friends, so I thought I’d post my thoughts for you all (if you mainly read my blog to check on my health and are not a writer, I’m doing great, thanks! Feel free to skip this post).

I have to admit that I hardly feel like an expert in many areas of writing (as you can see by my random punctuation) and I’m always learning a lot from other writers and from my agent, but the one element of writing I feel I have managed to whup into shape in the past eight years or so is the Getting a Lot of Writing Done and Finishing Projects aspect of writing. Even and especially when I’m busy with a million other things.

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